enron

enron
1. (Enron) (277↑, 15↓)
an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see [Bill Clinton] and [George W. Bush]) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.

[Ken Lay] jumped from the sinking Enron ship.

2. (enron) (283↑, 24↓)
A radical redistribution of wealth, usually from poor to rich. Trickle up theory.

I got Enroned, and now live in a van, down by the river.

3. (Enron) (245↑, 6↓)
a once successful and dominant company in the energy business, but has fallen because they tried to hide company losses and avoid taxes by creating made-up entities. as a result of these unethical practices, enron has become bankrupt and robbed their employees of their retirement funds. the most infamous name associated with this scandal is Kenneth Lay, who is on trial as of januray 2006. he is charged on 11 counts ranging from insider trading to bank fraud.

ken lay and enron took my money. give it back you son of a bitch. i can't feed my kids. his defense is totally fucked, he should've plead guilty like the rest of his buddies.

4. (Enron) (214↑, 5↓)
1. (n) A company that got [fucked] by Ken Lay and his butbuddies. 2. (a) A way of saying that someone/thing is going to go bankrupt.

1. Enron blows chunks 2. Worldcom enroned a couple days ago, but they are continuing to serve clients.

5. (Enron) (213↑, 12↓)
a company that "formerlly" owned the Republicans and rented the Democrats.
6. (Enron) (191↑, 24↓)
v. to be cheated; to take money unjustly.

The US government will take responsibility. It will not Enron the American people.

7. (Enron) (183↑, 38↓)
A company that was owned by [Republican]s. It was giving monet to [terrorist]s and had lots of bad buisness things happen to it.
8. (enron) (128↑, 4↓)
to shred or destroy documents

Did you enron those void checks?

9. (enron) (105↑, 3↓)
1. like to company "Enron" (once a good company, gone bankrupt because of their ways). this a unisex term for one who has the illusion that they are highly valuable, has great morals, and is attractive; but in reality, they are goldiggers, liars, and overall whores sneaking behind your back. 2. the hidden office codename for a skank.

co-worker A: "damn, you see that new girl that came in today for her interview?" co-worker B: "yeah, man i wouldn't tap that if i were you; Rob used to date her, said she's an enron" co-worker A: "what the fuck?...aw hell naw you serious?" co-worker B: " it's been confirmed, she's already fucked like 5 random dudes here in one month" co-worker A: "DO NOT WANT...my dick deserves better than that"

10. (Enron) (108↑, 9↓)
Used to describe the most 'wrong', i.e. evil or grotesque, things imaginable.

Raping babies is just fucking enron, man. Nigel: Sometimes I think about drinking my own pee-pee. Dicky: Nigel, you are enron.

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11. (enron) (11↑, 184↓)
Something an average high school graduate has never heard of - and those in college 'saw it on telly once'.

Is that a band?

Related: fraud, aig, bush, corruption, accounting, asshole, bad investments, bankrupt, bill buckner, ceo, corporate, dick cheney, dubya, evil, finance, george w. bush, harvard, jail, karl rove, ken lay, lehman brothers, liar, liberal, money, oil, politics, prison, screwed, terrorist
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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